Adstract
In a fit of bravado, I save someone's life, only to sustain a head injury. Jenna Newson, my girlfriend of eight years, comes to visit me at the hospital.
In order to pull a prank on her, I pretend to be amnesiac and ask who she is.
While Jenna is momentarily stunned, she soon answers calmly, "I'm a classmate of yours."